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And That's Why We Have the FDA
posted by Jordan on 2009/2/26 (Comics)
You know, Aldran could make a great professional chef, like Emeril. Of course, when Emeril says "bam," things don't explode.
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you could cast a regular fireball into someone's mouth, you would jsut need a pretty amazing touch attack:
"If you attempt to send the bead through a narrow passage, such as through an arrow slit, you must %u201Chit%u201D the opening with a ranged touch attack, or else the bead strikes the barrier and detonates prematurely."
I don't see why you could't fire a delayed blast the same way. At a speed of 400 feet in a few seconds, since it does not explode, it would probably force itself down the person's throat if it doesn't puncture through.
“Btw that image verification is hell... 7th atempt”
I know it's a pain, but it's still easier to decipher than other CAPTCHAs I've seen. Plus, it keeps the bots out, thank God.
Great comic, Zarah.
they will want to debrief him.
Btw that image verification is hell... 7th atempt
That makes me wonder about Persisting a few and Shrinking them so they look like seeds, then putting them in someone's dinner.
With luck, he'll survive, but he won't look as awesome as he does now. Poor druid. At least he has d8 hit dice. |
Hilarious comic, whether or not teh druids died.
Looks like Aldran kicked it up a notch!
Two high level fireballs made my very CON-weak sorceror turn into a fine dust and made me quite angry!
But to be fair the comedy aspect of it mad it worth it.
BLAM! and the Druid is Gone
Sorta funny, but I don't find it as funny as NamopnakiRei did...
Yeah, I guess that's it.
(Apparent founder of the Zurie and Laris fanclubs)
THAT indigestion must have been heavy. I bet he felt like he was about to explode XD. But what made my day was the BLAM(And the way the line below BLAM is drawn)1000/10
*not available in all realms
Level: Sor/Wiz 7
Duration: 5 rounds or less; see text
This spell functions like fireball, except that it is more powerful and can detonate up to 5 rounds after the spell is cast. The burst of flame deals 1d6 points of fire damage per caster level (maximum 20d6).
The glowing bead created by delayed blast fireball can detonate immediately if you desire, or you can choose to delay the burst for as many as 5 rounds. You select the amount of delay upon completing the spell, and that time cannot change once it has been set unless someone touches the bead (see below). If you choose a delay, the glowing bead sits at its destination until it detonates. A creature can pick up and hurl the bead as a thrown weapon (range increment 10 feet). If a creature handles and moves the bead within 1 round of its detonation, there is a 25% chance that the bead detonates while being handled."
Oh well, great comic. Like Thor taking out all those trees with a sonic boom, to great to ruin with RAW.
Awesome comic, Zarah.
Permission to use that in the future.
That'll give him some digestion problems I guess xPoor druid, we never got to know his name. OF course, the druid should be blaming Lana, not Aldran. Aldran just wanted to flee but she absolutely wanted him to kill that guy.