He Knows She Knows He Knows

posted by Jordan on 2008/6/21 (Comics)

I'm alive! So, it's been over a week since my last update, and I do apologize for this. As was already stated by me on the previous comic, I've been pretty tired lately, and haven't had nearly as much time as I would like to work on this, but there was a third factor. I've had a sever case of writer's block for this little section, especially with the dialogue. Nothing I come up with flows the way I want it to, which may be kind of evident in today's issue. It didn't turn out as well as I would have hoped, but I really wanted to get something out, if only to try and conquer this blockage. Some of it is still lingering, but it's not as bad as it was. I'll try to get myself back into the swing of things over the next week or so and hopefully be on track (or at least close to it) soon enough.

I've also noticed there's been some talk of whether or not my comic is converting to fourth edition D&D or not, etc etc etc. Allow me to say this: I've never really been following much of 4e since the beginning, so I know very little about it, and I've certainly never played it. 3.5e is what I currently know, and it's what I'll be using for a while yet. If Anti-Heroes is "converting" to 4e, you can be safely assured that it won't be for some time, if at all. Frankly, I'd sooner see myself taking a stance much the same way as Rich Burlew, in that the comic world exists in a sort of state between editions, cracking jokes about both, and things entirely unrelated. So there you have it.

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WJS - 2016/10/5
I'm not gonna comment on the idea of "asshole paladin", because there's really nothing to say. It's a bit overused, but I don't get the impression that this guy is supposed to be a revolutionary character.
However, I saw one or two people claiming that he's not violated the paladin code. Maybe they have a different code, but he's sure as hell broken the standard one! The first thing in it is "Respect legitimate authority". Such as, oh, the gatekeepers of a major city? It was made pretty clear that they don't have the legal authority to march troops into the city, yet he did so by force.
Kobold-Bard - 2008/9/22
This was my first issue of this great comic. Just thought you'd all like to know.
Elena (aka Lionpawheart) - 2008/7/2
Bah, I meant their attitude on the internet. There are some exceptions, of course. But I don't like paladins in general. I think it's the lawful thing. But I don't mean to spoil anyone's fun, so enjoy the comic, and think whatever you want of the holy warriors! I just think that they're pretty naive if they want to rid the world of evil. I just want to say to them "Grow up, guys- not gonna happen." But that's my personal opinion. If you like them, that's you. Happy don't take offence at me, I just don't like them.
Tanner - 2008/6/26
You MIGHT convert, well thare go's my "convert cose no one else is" theory( In show biz, might=never).

sigh... The serch for a 4e web comic gose ever yonder.
Doopliss - 2008/6/25
Every time I look over that last post it looks a bit more nightmarish... Sorry for the triple-post, just wanted to apologize. Just woke up...
Doopliss - 2008/6/25
I don't know where the "even" came from in that last sentence... ^.^;
Doopliss - 2008/6/25
I'm pretty sure *paladins* are just unrealistic. They're defined by their deity's alignment in ways that even Clerics aren't. That said, though I have no idea what misunderstanding would make two paladins fight (and break off after it was revealed, which seems natural enough). Nobody said anything about ignoring the greater good, (I'm pretty sure Lawful alignment actually involves universal and consistent over specific and inconsistent) but nobody said anything about ignoring the greater good. Of course, if one weighs how long it would take to help the commoners and the improvement of Paladin reputation in general over the importance/time of the assignment, sure. There are a lot of things you can call even the "bad" Paladins, but selfish is not one of them.
dallas-dakota - 2008/6/24
err. I ment 100% instead of 10%, typo, whoops.
dallas-dakota - 2008/6/24
There will allways be personality clashes.
Get ya nose outta that book. This webcomic and so many others don't follow it 10% if not not even 50% or at all!
"s making people realistic is what it is.
*paladin slashes a few time with his katana*
* victim cries out in pain*
Victim : I'm of the (bla bla bla). I am a paladin!
Slasher : Oh sorry mate, I'm a paladin as well.
Victim : Oh well, no harm doen then. Say, shall we help some commoners for free while taking a break from our respective important assignments?

Thats just unrealistic.
Kd7sov - 2008/6/24
Ah, but kres, the point is that the paladin is supposed to be above that. I have here the Player's Handbook, in which the description of the paladin is peppered with sentences and fragments like "The compassion to pursue good, the will to uphold law, and the power to defeat evil", "The paladin is the final hope that cannot be extinguished", and "Charismatic, trustworthy, and well respected, the paladin makes a fine leader for a team."

One thing it mentions is that any two paladins from anywhere would see each other as comrades. I doubt that, for instance, Paksenarrion, Don Quixote, or Sir Galahad would look favorably on someone like Mr. Ivory Veil.

That's the thing, see: a paladin is supposed to be a Galahad, but more often they're (perceived to be) played as Lancelots - pompous, overbearing, petty, and divisive.
Ictoagn - 2008/6/24
I just read this one and ran through the title, and realised something. If he thinks she knows he knows, he is wrong because she doesn't know he knows.

She knows that he is a vampire hunter, but she can't know that he knows she's a vampire.

Does this make any sense at all?
kres - 2008/6/24
Please give it a rest there have been millions of pompous aristocrats, royality or ones that they can act this way because of a sense of entitlement Does that mean they are "neutral or evil" or not lawful. You didnt see the Pally stab the Vamp Hunter for RUNNING INTO HIM! While the Vamp Hunter was not paying attention...

Look through all of history and you will find that this is more common than you think.

Just because you think you have (100/100) Lawful Good score does not mean that he has to be to maintain the LG rating (85/85) is all that is needed.
Death Dragon - 2008/6/24
Woo! Comic! Now the paladins are *really* reminding me of Whitecloaks. There's a similar scene in one of the WoT books, also involving arrogant self-centered land-rulers with white cloaks.

Also, I want regular comics again! I have 3 comics that update M/W/F, one that updates M/Thur, and and one that updates randomly. Now that AH is random, what do I do with my Tuesdays, Saturdays and Sundays? I'll just focus on appreciating the comic, I guess. It's well worth the wait.
pookong - 2008/6/24
oh jeezHappy we weren't commenting the way people play paladins or how is their attitude influenced by their raising... we were just pointing out that this arrogance doesn't go too well with our view of The Good. However what makes this comic funny is the fact it is quite usual to find a paladin like this... just as if they were something special, an instrument of gods or something... it's very Miko-like.
Doopliss - 2008/6/24
I find it really ironic if you consider how many of a Paladin's abilities use Charisma, (I don't see anything in the Code of Conduct/alignment that makes it ironic, though( but it doesn't really seem like the kind of thing that can be played for laughs on its own, since arrogant/self-righteous/rude paladins are pretty common. Besides, it's one of the easiest ways to make a Paladin antagonist. If there's anything wrong with playing one, I'd think it's that there are already a disproportionately large amount of them around.

In this strip, he actually didn't get on my nerves until "Stay out of my way". The rest seems like legitimate indignation about being interrupted and treated as if he was inferior.
Kd7sov - 2008/6/24
Huh, got cut off.

Anyway, as far as I know she'd never played, but she heard about how people were playing their paladins and said, "That's not how a chosen warrior of the gods would act!" So she sat down and figured out how such a person would act, and wrote a book about her. As this was published twenty years ago, it's not exactly a new problem.

If I were to DM for someone playing a paladin like Mr. Ivory Veil, here, I'd have some serious concerns to bring up with the player. Depending on the circumstances and situation, I might let them continue as they were, but I'd still be worried.

You are, of course, free to disagree with me, as long as you don't expect me to agree with you when you do.
Kd7sov - 2008/6/24
Thing is - "rude paladin" is not ironic. These days, it's how people expect a paladin to be.

I don't know how many of you are familiar with The Deed of Paksenarrion by Elizabeth Moon, but this is the reason they were written. As far as I know, Moon had never played a game of D
dallas-dakota - 2008/6/24
Both actually.
Amaretto - 2008/6/24
Um... but did you agree just to be funny or to actually agree with me???

Plz answer!!! It is bothering me.

lmao
Amaretto - 2008/6/24
lol.

Thx anyways! Very happy
dallas-dakota - 2008/6/24
I second that whole comment. Every single pixel. Every singel letter of that comment Amaretto.


Or is that plainly being a cliche now?
Malhavoc - 2008/6/24
This comes from a person that has, out of 12 played characters in 7 full campaigns, played a Paladin. So, with that out of the way, I tell the people that whine about the Paladin's attitude to wake up.

A Paladin's personality, much like every other character's, comes from his own beliefs and faith. A Paladin raised in a non-militaristic community worshiping the Sun God isn't likely to act like the Paladin of the Ivory Veil above.

On the other hand, a Paladin/Cleric raised up there in the mountains trained to kill all evil is less likely to be nice to you. If at all.

And now, to drop my own attitude, guys, it's the Paladin above is an antagonist. If he was all "goody-goody", as people often make fun of my favorite class, we would've been calling him gay, stupid, or whatever. Zarah gave us an interesting character that can actually pull his own weight.

Now, that said, this is an excellent comic. Keep it up, Zarah.
Amaretto - 2008/6/23
Yay!

Someone agreed with me!
You are the man dallas!

But really, what is wrrong with this comic?

I agree with Waffle that the ironic "rude Paladin theme" is funny.

This reminds me of all of those Miko-Haters on the OOTS forums (who hated Miko simply because she didn't fit their description of "Paladin").

Grow up guys. Paladins are people too, not some Almighty Presence like God.


P.S: I would be mighty happy if someone agreed with me again lol.
Waffle - 2008/6/23
First, Zarah, this is a great comic and you are quite the storyteller.

Second, I think people may be taking the whole "mean paladin" thing a bit seriously. There's irony in having a rude paladin. Irony is humorous, and this is a humorous comic. I can't help but think that this author was just making a humorous character, and not trying to further some secret "anti-paladin" agenda.
dallas-dakota - 2008/6/23
I second that whole commend. Every single pixel. Every singel letter of that comment Amaretto.
Amaretto - 2008/6/23
WTF is everyone complaining???

Zarah is working his ass off to make these comics for us!

So shut ur traps (especially those with a very formal text) and enjoy!


On a side note: whine/ I want my 3 comics a week/ end whine.

lol
Doopliss - 2008/6/23
Fair enough. I think Miko is more "special" than Hinjo in the OotS setting even before her half-evil actions, judging by O'chul's general awesomeness and the line "There's a reason she's picked for all the long missions. In foreign lands. That keep her away from home for months at a time."
pookong - 2008/6/23
well yes, Hinjo is somewhat special... no, with my description I ment that sort of paladins who are pain in the ass for being so arrogant and lawful-stupid, as THG pointed out... this certainly doesen't include all the paladins
Doopliss - 2008/6/23
"I like how it shows how conceited are palladins in their "we-are-the-good-so-don't-even-look-at-us-if-you-don't-want-any-troubles-with-our-superior-and-superb-superiority" attitude..."

Please don't stereotype all (or even most) paladins. *points to Hinjo*
Valahuir - 2008/6/23
As Serpantine said, a paladin isn't required to be a nice person, just uphold the principals of its order.

As such they don't have to act like a saint, thats what the saint template demands.

Although I can see the hunter being quite a thorn in the partys side. Tongue
kres - 2008/6/23
Well for one I would be a bit peeved if someone had just ran into me. Exemplar or not, Paladins merely are standard setters (Examples to follow) with regards how they handle each situation they come across. Wide latitude can be issues so long as they do not violate the oath. Which he has not done in any fashion. Keep it up Jordan, you will make it through. In writing for my NWN2 Module I have had that same thing happen then took a 3 week break and it all came to me, well in bits and pieces and a word or two at atime... Chin up..
Serpentine - 2008/6/23
On Paladins = Jesus: 1. Just because you're Good doesn't mean you're nice (just as, just because you're Evil doesn't mean you don't care).
2. Crusaders. Spanish Inquisition. Witch hunters.
3. That, that there, that thing he displayed? That's called "personality". People have them.
4. I think this one needs stressing again: Just because you're Good, doesn't mean you're nice. House from House, Dean from Supernatural, Constantine... Damn, I should have more examples than this. Anyway, you can still uphold Good without being a particularly good person. And to say that a Paladin ought to be like Christ to be believable is ridiculous... I mean, everyone knows He was a Favoured Soul ;P
pookong - 2008/6/23
hehehe... paladins really should be very Jesus-like according to their guidelines, however so should also the holy inquisition and how did that end...

I really don't know what you are complaining about... this one is great in many ways... I like how it shows how conceited are palladins in their "we-are-the-good-so-don't-even-look-at-us-if-you-don't-want-any-troubles-with-our-superior-and-superb-superiority" attitude and I definetly like the vampire-hunters dramatic monologue in "to be continued..." style - absolutely looking forward to another page
THG - 2008/6/22
Oh, color me disadvantaged when it comes to gender recognition lol.

Paladin's are typically portrayed as holier-than-thou in attitude, sticks in the mud, burning at the flaps to lay down some smite-evil over any bread-thief and lash out at anyone they don't like as long as they have an evil aura. I've run games where the Paladin thought it was okay to start a war with a neighboring nation because a lieutenant leading a cohort from that nation had a slightly evil aura.

Ergo, the Paladin tagline of "Lawful-Stupid"
Crazed - 2008/6/22
"In addendum: I thought Zarah was a girl :?"

He's a man, man!
Siriln - 2008/6/22
To that last panel... eep.
Doopliss - 2008/6/22
"Besides, I think most of the paladins have a "I-do-good-and-you-don't-so-keep-out-of-my-way" personalities. This is why I never play paladins. They're annoying."

Wait. You mean, most in a certain setting, or most on the internet? Because the latter doesn't really seem like a good reason at all, and I'm not sure it's the case.
THG - 2008/6/22
I have *Always* been against the type of critics who obviously don't know anything beyond "It sucks, because I disagree with it."
I also support Zeku doing his own web-comic if he dislikes this one so much. It's very obvious his high-and-mighty, "you're all stupid" opinion isn't that welcome here. Being that he is an expert, I'd like him to point out the great literary works he's created, so we may compare them to anti-Heroes.

In addendum: I thought Zarah was a girl :?
Elena (aka Lionpawheart) - 2008/6/22
Zeku, shut it. if you know so much about writing, start your own comic, or write a book, don't critisize this one.
And just another thing- drop the official language. gets boring to read. this is the reason people fall asleep during lectures.
Zarah has original and likable characters. They draw you interest, and they are at least fun to read about. Besides, I think most of the paladins have a "I-do-good-and-you-don't-so-keep-out-of-my-way" personalities. This is why I never play paladins. They're annoying.
Crazed - 2008/6/22
Zeku said: "Some advice, don't write about things you're still angry about: it's going to sound really stupid a few years from now."

Um... yeah, okay, Zeku. You don't know Zarah in the slightest, and that doesn't describe him in the least way possible. There are a lot of "fight the machine" idiots in the world, and he surely is not one of them. You certainly don't need to be lecturing him on how to form a story, a character, or a dialogue, much less when the formula of which you're speaking can be learned in any basic high school English class. It's especially true for Zarah who can make a character and a story about as good as anyone I've ever met. Happy

I enjoyed the comic. I'm sure Zarah's quite aware that the paladin doesn't fit the stereotypical format, and I'm positive he has a good reason for differing (although I've always perceived most paladins as extremely self-righteous and condescending anyway).
dallas-dakota - 2008/6/22
It already was. Just not as known as it is know, it became especially known after Miko came out.
Doopliss - 2008/6/22
I think he's allowed at least three good-aligned characters before it's assumed that's supposed to be his portrayal of good-aligned characters in general. Besides, "Arrogant Paladin" is practically its own archetype now.
Yeril - 2008/6/22
Ooer, a twist.

and a grumpy Paladin.
Cult of the raven - 2008/6/21
Meh. Get over it. It's just one author's way of putting things.
We're allowed to like his Miko-style paladin if we want to.
Zeku - 2008/6/21
By the way, good dialogue is just the simplest way of communicating. Less is more etc. Once you distill your point down to the least amounts of words, then the actual characteristics, intentions, goals, beliefs, and so forth, of each individual character bleed through in exactly the right quantities.
Zeku - 2008/6/21
Perhaps I'm taking too much for granted, but acting like a 12 year old who just got refused some chocolate milk is one of those things you just take for granted: such individuals are not empowered by gods as examples and servants, regardless of any more complex rules associated with their lawful good religion.

The fact that the juvenile nature of this character doesn't instantly raise some questions about the author's perception of moral authority can only be explained one way: the usual passive-aggressive rebellion typical of all teens / tweens.

Some advice, don't write about things you're still angry about: it's going to sound really stupid a few years from now.
Elena (aka Lionpawheart) - 2008/6/21
HAHAHA, nice. I'm starting to like him, despite the fact that he is planning on killing my favorite character in this comic.
Phase - 2008/6/21
In my opinion, he was perfectly tricky. He merely stated what he was, then proceded to convince Lana that he was incompetent. Sure, she escaped, but any more experienced vampire would be cocky enough to think that he couldn't tell a vampire from a horse's ass, which gives him the advantage he needs.
Doopliss - 2008/6/21
Depending on how you slice it, humanoid shape (at least, hands and legs appear normal), inverted voice, and the "darker" bit from earlier could be enough to tip a vampire-hunting ranger off.

Seems to me, running for it is already Lana's plan.
Gael - 2008/6/21
He hasn't broken it. He's not exactly being a role model, but he's not breaking any rules.

If I were Lana, I'd put as much distance between a vampire hunter as I could. I mean, eventually he would've figured out. Not sure how he already knew. Don't know enough about rangers honestly.
Cult of the Raven - 2008/6/21
I'd like to agree with the sentiment that there's nothing wrong with an angry paladin.
We don't know what the Ivory Veil teaches to it's initiates. Every sect of a religion teaches different things, and maybe being a jerk is on their list?

I wonder when Lana figured out he knew about her subtype?
Doopliss - 2008/6/21
Zeku: I don't know about Fourth Edition, but in 3.5 the Paladin's code goes...
Respect legitimate authority
Act with honor (Examples are no lying, chating, and using poison?)
Help those in need (Provided it's not for evil or chatoic ends)
Punish those who harm or threaten innocents.

I'm not seeing any infractions and, even then, the paladin only falls if it's a gross violation.
THG - 2008/6/21
And as an additional note: I'd say to stay away from the "Conversion" jokes. That was the other guy's bag, and Anti-Heroes seems to be less about D
THG - 2008/6/21
Welcome to the webcomicking world, Ms. Q. As you can see, you already have writers block, being tired, and snobby hecklers. I think you'll pull through your block fine Wink.

Oh, and Zeku - she's the author, not you. Regardless of guidebooks - many people play paladins differently than what guidebooks and popular literature show. Hubris and self-importance leaks in to every role in life. Be it a paladin, a priest, or a webcomic heckler. It may go against the basis of what Paladin's should be, but I see alot of Catholic Priests, and U.S. Armed forces members that fall very far from what their guidebooks tell them how they should be.
Zeku - 2008/6/21
It's not a question of what you think. Read the guidebooks, any edition. If this is just a representation of the author's perception, it's still fine as fiction, but it's not based in the conventions it claims to be based in.
Forealms - 2008/6/21
@ Zeku: I disagree. I believe that many paladins can be arrogant and self-righteous. These guys are aware that they are in a D
Zeku - 2008/6/21
I'm not trying to drag down your effort here, but if that's supposed to be a legitimate paladin, it is exactly wrong in every way. A real paladin is going to be like Jesus, a little aggressive, doesn't waver on moral points, but in all other ways loves others more than he loves himself, and shows it all day, every day. This is an example of nothing. Noone who behaved like that could be a paladin, unless they were on the very tail end of a fall from their station.
JOHN - 2008/6/21
My guess is that the bard is not as stupid as arrogant - he wanted to scare Lana before killing her.
the_Q - 2008/6/21
Well, I'm GLAD the comic has come back, though I must say as much as it pains me to do so, This one dissappointed me. I'm sorry, I know I should look a gift comic in the mouth but it was clear in this comic that the writer had a block. Seemed like he was just stalling untill he could think of something funny or interesting to put in the comic.
Amaretto - 2008/6/21
OMG!!!! Yaya new comic!

But for those of you who say the Bard knew all along and he is tricky, I think you should re-read the comic.

He stated out loud that he was Vampire Slayer!
That is about the least tricky thing he could of done.

So no, he is still a moron in my book: even more so because at least if he didn't know that Lana was a vampire, he has an excuse to say he is a Vampire Hunter.

Anyways: Thx for makin my day Zarah!
Doopliss - 2008/6/21
So, what does that mean? They're both arrogant? Claiming to be a vampire-hunter, a moronic one or not, doesn't strike me as a very good way to hunt one...

XD at "You don't have to be a jerk about it. Even if you are a paladin."
DarkTatka - 2008/6/21
So the bard is not as dumb as he looks Happy
Paladins are so arogant... even in the D
Naleh - 2008/6/21
I totally second every word, every space, every thought put into that reply by d-d!
WHOOOOOOOO!
dallas-dakota - 2008/6/21
I totally second every word, every space, every thought put into that reply by FoE!
WHOOOOOOOO!
Face of Evil - 2008/6/21
WHOOOOOOOO!

Tricky bastard, that vampire hunter. Wink
Lyinginbedmon - 2008/6/21
Seems that way, wonder what'll happen next, Paladins or Vampire hunter?
kpenguin - 2008/6/21
So, he knew all along.
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